Toronto ON — Talk about a rock and hard place, a Toronto man who used up all but one of his free Toronto Sun articles must now choose between the giant all-caps headline about Justin Trudeau being selfish or finding out if he would potentially be compatible with today’s Sunshine Girl.
He used the first four free articles on anti-Trudeau stories so he feels like he knows enough about him already but the all-caps really have him wondering why. On the other hand, he doesn’t feel like he knows anything about the blond in high heels posing provocatively against a wall. With nothing else in the picture that could give him any perspective, he has no idea how tall she is or whether she’s a Capricorn. As a Taurus, he is wasting his time if she is anything other than a Capricorn and as a medium-sized man, if she’s too tall, they may look silly standing side-by-side.
No matter what he picks, he will probably be spending the rest of the day wondering what might have been. He would hate to click on the Sunshine girl and it just says what she likes doing on weekends and make no mention of her height or astrological sign. He could click on the Trudeau article and find out he is selfish for obvious reasons such as calling an election during a pandemic.
As of the time of writing, he is writing out a pros and cons list of each scenario. We will continue to monitor the situation.