Lake Austin Texas — After several different horse deworming smoothie recipes, Joe Rogan thinks he finally found the perfect combination to treat his recent Covid 19 diagnosis. He is a firm believer that young people don’t necessarily need the vaccine and can instead just lead a healthy lifestyle and that will save you from the virus. That’s where horse deworming medicine comes in.
Horse dewormer alone doesn’t taste the best which is why a smoothie is the best option but there aren’t just deworming smoothie recipes floating around which is why trial and error is the best option. Rogan tried hundreds of combinations and it was just missing something. He side-eyed the bleach bottle and thought it may be crazy but what if? What if! Surely it couldn’t hurt to add a 1/3 of a cup or so. He first tried that but it was too bitter. After several different variations, he settled on a tablespoon of bleach.
“Oh ya that’s it,” he said to himself
It’s really a win-win smoothie if you ask him. In the off chance it doesn’t work on Covid, there is a 100% chance it prevents him from getting worms and if he has any white organs, you can be sure they will be even whiter now. With his youth, his health, and his horse cocktail, Covid doesn’t have a chance against him. It should only be a few days now before the explosive diarrhea stops and he can get back to living his life on his terms.