Toronto — A first-time voter, and newfound fan of The People’s Party of Canada showed up at his polling station to do his part in ending tyranny in Canada on Monday. Jacked up despite not going to bed yet since the day before, he pulled into a busy parking lot and was a little surprised at how many people actually do this.
He looked down at a pencil sitting in his center console and reminded himself that by bringing that in, he would be doing the tyrant’s dirty work. Instead, he would use the tyrant’s own single-use pencil to bring him down. It’s bad enough that he has to wear the face-diaper forced upon him by the oppressive regime, there’s no way he’s using even a tiny bit of his graphite towards their cause.
With his mask in hand, not intending to don it until he crosses the threshold of this building he imagined how much more freedom is on the way. Bye-bye mandates, bye-bye passports, and bye-bye masks. He looked up to see a line of dozens of people waiting to enter.
“What the hell is this?” he said aloud. “I’m not waiting in this!”
Four more years of tyranny has never hurt anyone. Next time he vowed to go closer to 9:30 PM.