Goderich ON — Walking into his favorite store, a Goderich man was greeted by his local Bootlegger Jeans store clerk who told him about the current special they are having on Silver Jeans. Of course, he wasn’t paying attention at all to those deals because he knows he would never buy Silver Jeans. Since the clerk took the time to greet him and tell him about the specials, he thought it would be rude to just walk over to the clearance section as he intended.
A quick browse at the full-priced shirts should do it, he thought to himself even picking one right off the rack and holding it up to his torso. He had to fake a look that said it just wasn’t for him. A blind stare into the direction the pants should all but finish this whole charade off. It was now time for the final act of this performance and he really had to sell it if he wanted to fool her.
“Oh a clearance rack, I didn’t know they had one of those here!” he said not with words but with his eyebrows. “I doubt they would have anything I would want,” the eyebrows continued. After thoroughly going through each item on the rack three times, he was prepared to take up all his purchases.
In one final encore performance, when she told him the final price, he gasped and said “Wow were those on clearance or something.”