With the end of a gruelling campaign comes a day of rest for each of the candidates from the 2021 federal election. We take a look at what each leader did now that they could take a minute for themselves.
Justin spent the day in London Ontario picking up any loose gravel he could find and discarded it. You can’t throw rocks if there aren’t any there to throw. He figures he has a couple of years to get it all before he needs to hold a rally there again. A nice day of rock-hunting gave him a good chance to reflect on the past 36 days and how 600 million dollars doesn’t get you as much as it used to.
Erin took the family out for some breakfast. He had trouble choosing between bacon or sausage and after several back and forths it was dinner time. He eventually let the cook decide saying as long as he got any food item, it would be a win. When he finished eating, instead of loosening his belt for some comfort, he just yelled out “I would have scrapped that gun ban!” Felt good.
With a few hours of spare time, Jagmeet finally got a chance to put a permanent tire on the poutine truck. It hit a pothole early in the campaign and has been sporting a donut tire ever since. Once that was done, he jumped on the longboard, grabbed some Ocean Spray, and peacefully glided down the road to Fleetwood Mac’s Dreams
Even though it has only been a day, he was already missing the incited crowds. On his first morning off, he decided to take a stroll at the local park to chase a flock of geese. The sound of agitated geese, running around flapping their wings in panic mode got the adrenaline pumping enough to be able to sit down and start a crossword puzzle.
Annamie opted for a little change of scenery and decided to hit the campaign trail the day after the election. After failing to win her seat, it really dawned on her that you have to be seen if you want to win. She also realized the time to unite the party is now so she began writing a heartfelt letter to each asshole who ever did her wrong.