For as long as I could vote, I have always chosen Liberal. Some people call me devoted, some call me fanatical and some call me staunch but I would prefer it if you didn’t call me that. There are just certain connotations to the words staunch Liberal. It could be that it’s so close to the word stench but the word just bugs me like the word moist does to most people.
Geez Lousie, doesn’t that word bring you back to JT telling people not to speak moistly? What a fearless leader. Any other leader would have said ‘wear a mask to avoid speech droplets from exiting your mouth at breakneck speeds.’
Look at me, I’m gushing but make no mistake, I am not a staunch Liberal. What I am is loyal and one who upholds my convictions. I wear red every day and I spend 8 hours a day debunking people posting in the Toronto Sun comment sections.
I know some conservatives out there call me Staunchy Ron, Ron Staunch, Raunchy Staunchy, and Belinda Staunchic and that’s fine because I know they are just miserable. To those who are interested in productive discourse, I simply ask you to stop referring to me as staunch.