Bristol Connecticut — Sick of people saying that they couldn’t possibly get any worse, ESPN has decided to let Drake handle music duties on Monday Night Football to show them just how wrong they are. Any time they look at any social media about the company people are saying things like they couldn’t get any worse if they tried so now ESPN execs are willing to cut off their noses to spite their faces.
“We talk too much about Lebron huh?” one executive told us. “We hire the worst on-air personalities, we are too woke, we can’t stick to sports, blah blah blah. Well, guess what now we just hired Drake to select all the music for Monday Night Football. We started from the top now we here, suck on that bitches!”
Let this be a lesson to anyone who ever considers badmouthing the Disney-owned network. If fans continue to trash talk us there are already plans to have Drake take over play-by-play for next year. If it continues after they you can expecting him to suit up as quarterback for whichever team is playing that night, most likely Pittsburgh.
ESPN kindly reminds you they can always get worse. Always.