Sudbury ON — The number of people getting a knuckle sandwich for saying ‘may the fourth be with you’ has risen for the third straight year. Ontario is reporting 3188 cases this year, up from 1900 last year. Many blame being locked up for being extra agitated this year which explains the sharp increase.
Sometimes people forget that not everyone likes Star Wars and even more people don’t like being annoyed by overused phrases that just aren’t funny anymore.
Due to a glitch in reporting, some of the knockouts may be from people posting a Justin Timberlake picture with the heading, ‘It’s Gonna Be May’.
Health experts remind people to keep a six foot distance from anyone you feel compelled to say may the fourth be with you to. This is a real issue and people are getting concussed. Stop saying it now so that your face is in good shape when you want to post a picture of Paul McCartney on June 1st that says Hey June.