Sarnia ON — A local man, Devon who prefers to be referred to by his nickname “Bullets” took a stroll around town in his wicked World Poker Tour leather jacket yesterday. It was a nice day out so he was not surprised to see so many people out that probably really suck at playing poker.
Oh ya that guy in the salmon shorts would definitely go all in pre-flop with King-Nine offsuit, he thought to himself.
The amount of suckage was almost too much to bear which left him wondering why he left the house when there was a big Pokerstars tournament in 15 minutes. It was also too hot for a leather jacket and not a single person mentioned to him that he must be really good if he has a jacket so the whole walk was just one big sweaty mistake. Had he known it was so warm, he would have worn a t-shirt to show off the pocket aces tattoo he had on his wrist.
After 20 minutes he decided to do a late buy-in for the tournament and get away from all the people who just stink of donkeys.