Hamilton ON — “It’s time to abdicate the throne Sir Ford,” an animated Andrea Horwath declared while reading from the thesaurus.
With so many people in her realm (or radius) who need to vacate their roles, she has decided to look up ‘resign’ so that she doesn’t sound like a broken record.
“Vacate your post Miss Fullerton,” she imagined saying aloud to the LTC minister. “Abandon ship, bail out, bag it” she continued until she found one that rolls off the tongue. Heave-ho seemed to strike a chord and she could definitely see herself saying that to Premier Ford in the near future.
Her plan is to use a combination of all the words. With an election on the horizon, a lot of points can be gained by telling people to resign. What better way to tell people they suck than by telling them they should not be allowed to hold their means of surviving.
Now that she has a few more words in her repertoire or arsenal, she can now go explain to her dog that he will have bad posture if he continues to sit like that.