Toronto ON — During a press conference on Tuesday, when asked about all the confusion surrounding the registration process for the Covid 19 vaccine, Doug Ford said the following:
“For the folks that find it confusing, I have to tell you that 2.8 million people didn’t find it confusing. 3.3 million that we had vaccinated didn’t find it confusing. If I’m doing the math right, we’re well over six million people that didn’t find it confusing. Folks it’s very, very simple. I’m going to wing this phone number and please correct me if I’m wrong — it’s 888 999 6944. That’s 888 999 6944.”
We ran this quote through our translation program and chose the ‘non-politician speak’ setting. Here is the output.
“For all you half-wits that still rely on velcro shoes that find it confusing, there are 2.8 million people that didn’t find it confusing. I have to tell you because you sound like you won’t ever figure it out on your own, there were 2.8 million that didn’t find it confusing, including my assistant who signed me up for mine without any problem. Hell, she even booked the photographer and arranged the media to be there. 3.3 million that we had vaccinated didn’t find it confusing. If my math is correct that’s 6.1 million which is well over 6 million. I believe it’s only .9 million away from 7 million. I forget BEDMAS but I don’t see exponents or anything so I’m sure that’s correct. Folks, it’s very, very simple. Again, if my math is correct, I believe I’ve said ‘folks’ twice and ‘very’ twice which can be expressed as folks=very. For no damn reason, I’m going to wing a number I have never called in my life, — it’s 888-999- 6944.”
Just an aside, that number is unlisted but we promise if you call the correct number, your chances of succeeding go up brackets first, then exponentially.