Hamilton ON — Darryl Bateman has no idea what’s about to hit him when he leaves the deli area. The deli worker has just about finished slicing his half pound of Black Forest ham and his world is going to come crashing down. He already has his turkey, salami and pepperoni packed up in anticipation of a bomb ass sub sandwich later on.
Little does he know right behind him, the bread shelves are completely empty. The panic shoppers have already raided the bakery section after Doug Ford announced the third stay-at-home order of the ongoing pandemic. The mob even grabbed the melba toast and all rye breads that nobody touches in the best of times.
Oh no she just weighed the ham and it’s exactly half a pound. All that’s left now is a comment about how good she is at slicing the perfect amount of meat and then the have an nice day greetings.
Here it comes. Oh dear he’s walking towards the bakery. Ok now he turned around. He seems to be placing the deli meat back on the glass case. And he’s walking out.