Ottawa ON — Facing criticism that he is not a true conservative, Erin O’Toole stopped today to answer some reporter’s questions about where he actually stands on the issue.
“Listen, I bleed blue. I am the same guy I was two years ago, the same guy as one year ago and same as I stand here today, a staunch conservative,” he told the socially distanced reporters. “I haven’t changed a single bit, ever”
As he finished his words, some changes to his face could be seen. He slowly began completely matching the background in which he was standing. As he moved, he would change to whatever landscape was behind him. The throng of reporters watched in awe as his skin continually changed as he walked.
“Oh it’s not how it looks, I got a little sun this weekend and forgot to put on sunscreen. The skin has been acting weird lately. I tend to forget sunscreen sometimes. I have always been forgetful. I mean always, it’s the way I have always been and I have never wavered in my forgetfulness. I assure you that what you are seeing is an illusion on your part because all I see is a conservative guy on the way to work looking the same as every day.
Several reporters tried to get in some follow-up questions but lost him in the sun.