Ottawa ON — While Covid 19 vaccine hesitancy is dipping, Canada is looking into ways to get the maximum amount of people vaccinated. One of the demographics they are looking into are, you know….those people. You know which one I’m talking about right? You’ve probably seen them before as they are pretty easy to spot. They are usually wearing some sort of plaid, Roots on the label perhaps. You may have overheard them talking about how they only drink craft beer and are constantly posting a map of where they ran today. Maybe you were there when they announced loudly how they didn’t like the movie that was universally loved and that Folgers is not real coffee. They may even refer to it as swill. Without sounding too judgemental, they are probably very proud of their hearty beard as though they planted hair bulbs in their face and nourished them like tulips.
Anywho, ya Canada is making a vaccine for those people. It’s the exact same vaccine as anywhere else but by adding the words small batch to them, it should drum up some interest among that group. It’s not that they are afraid of the normal vaccine, they just don’t want to be associated with what everyone is getting. Small batch anything adds a little flair and sophistication that some people crave.
This vaccine will be available to any Canadian who wants to get it but we have a feeling only, you know, those people will want it.