Ottawa ON — Remember that time you had a few drinks with friends knowing you had a test the next morning? AstraZeneca does. You didn’t study at all but somehow you got up early and managed a 62% on the sociology test. You were so thrilled that you passed because 62% is nothing to sneeze at. AstraZeneca wants you to remember that feeling when you go to get vaccinated and you’re told that it’s their vaccine that you’re getting. Don’t whine and say you will wait for the Moderna or Pfizer just because they are 95% effective. They are the nerds who never left their room and got no glory from their 95% on their test because everyone expected it from them. Enjoy this vaccine, its’ the fun party vaccine meant just for younger people like yourself. It was recently announced that it is not recommended for seniors, not because there aren’t enough studies on it but because seniors can’t appreciate how cool it is despite its flaws. They try to knock it saying it’s not effective enough for them but a six out of ten is worth a second date to most people. Get that needle jammed in your arm and feel confident that you’re probably vaccinated.