Nepean ON — Standing tall during a cold, steady snowfall, a set of wipers could only watch as their fellow wipers slowly disappeared into the accumulating snow. The standing wipers don’t know it but they are lucky sons of bitches. They have no idea what it’s like to be buried in snow, and they certainly have never experienced getting banged off of a windshield to get all the ice off of them. This wipe privilege is nothing to be ashamed about but it is a good time for these lifted wipers to reflect on how good they have it. Life may be all rainbows right now but owners that lift wipers are more likely change them and toss them in the trash at the first sign of leaving streaks. The lazy, disrespectful assholes that would rather spend ten minutes cleaning off wipers than spend two seconds to lift them are likely to keep you around until you’re just metal on glass. To each their own.
8:46 PM Update: The windchill watch has just been upgraded to a warning