A mentally exhausted and fatigued Doug Ford slowly trotted to the podium for his daily news conference without any make-up on Monday. He really had nothing new to say but he wanted to make it clear that he too is having to deal with tough situations during these unprecedented times. ” A lot of small businesses are angry with me, but I too am making sacrifices, ” he told the camera while ripping out his hair elastic to reveal long flowing locks. “I haven’t been to a salon in several months just like you. Look at the bags under my eyes, does it look like I have been in for my mud masks? I looked at my nails this morning and they were crumbling like a saltine cracker. Friends, I know how it feels, I’m just like you” When members of the press questioned him on whether he considered cutting his own hair or having a spa day at home, he told them everything is on the table. It’s unclear at this time whether he meant all of his beauty products are on the table or if he meant it in a metaphorical sense as he has done at every press conference he’s had while he held office.