NEW YORK, NEW YORK – After a Covid-19 vaccine test proved to be 90% effective, scientists at the Pfizer lab snuck up behind their lead scientist carrying a cooler filled with the vaccine and viciously dumped it on him. The excitement in the room simply could not be contained and none of this was possible without their leader Dr. Williams. ” You know what,” Williams screamed as he flicked vaccine out of his eyes. “I’m really proud of these guys, all year long they kept their eye on the prize and everyone pitched in. We had some days where it seemed like everything we did caused horrible side effects but today we can finally say we did it. WE’RE GOING TO DISNEYLANNNNND!!!. Well once we get this out there to the masses of course.” The party was expected to go into the night and possibly the next day.
UPDATE: Sources tell us the party only went on until 5PM